Say that you're a businessman and are looking to make a quick buck. You want to join the ranks of the alcohol producers in America and you're looking for a new concept. What to name it? Hmm...
Jackass Boss:Give me a hot-button issue...any hot button issue...one that everyone in America knows about.
Soul-less ad man:Hey boss, how about that hurricane that devastated the gulf coast and killed a whole slough of people...
Boss: What about it...you want to donate a bunch of liquor to a bunch of poor minorities who lost their homes?
Soul-less Ad man: No we can name a drink after the hurricane...
Boss: That's so wrong...so wrong it just might work...now we need a soul-sucking slogan that will help us sell our devil hooch.
Ad man: hmm...let's see...Katrina...it'll clear the ghettos before the hangover is done?
Boss: No...to subtle...how about something a little more etherial. We'll put a picture of the satellite image on the label and then something catchy.
Ad man: Let me brainstorm...ha ha storm...get wrecked like a category 4...
Boss:No
Ad man: Get Blown Away
Boss: hmm...nah
Ad man: The eye of the storm.
Boss: C'mon that sucks...
Ad man: Floods your senses like broken Levees in New Orleans...
No...that's too funny. We need something serious. Like...Get Blown Away...
Ad man: I already...no...that's great...
check it out here. Thanks to the Smoking Gun for the link. Fucking Jackasses and their reckless, greedy capitalism...one more reason to love our great capitalistic society.
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