Massachussetts, one of the thirteen original colonies, the home of some of the most rabid baseball fans, Massholes(drivers in MA are insane), the site of many historical battles and sites, now the site of one of the epic battles of our time. The War of the Fluff!
On the floor of the state Senate, a war is currently raging over Fluff...yes, that delectable, delicious sugary treat that goes so well with peanut butter. It seems that one of the state senators became enraged after finding out that his son had been served a Peanut butter and fluff sandwich at school, and now he is sponsoring a bill to outlaw selling the delicious sandwich as school lunch more than once a week as the primary meal. The senator, Jarret Barrios, is facing ooey-gooey marshmallowey opposition from Kathi-Anne Reinstein, a fellow democrat, who represents the district of Revere, MA, where the concoction is made. Instead, Reinstein believes the sandwich should be made the official sandwich of Massachusetts.
This could get ugly...I'm picturing fluff wrestling...whatever the outcome, the only thing that is clear is the pure and simple taste of fluff. Happy fluffing!!
Here is a link to the original story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060621/ap_on_fe_st/fluff_fight_3
On the floor of the state Senate, a war is currently raging over Fluff...yes, that delectable, delicious sugary treat that goes so well with peanut butter. It seems that one of the state senators became enraged after finding out that his son had been served a Peanut butter and fluff sandwich at school, and now he is sponsoring a bill to outlaw selling the delicious sandwich as school lunch more than once a week as the primary meal. The senator, Jarret Barrios, is facing ooey-gooey marshmallowey opposition from Kathi-Anne Reinstein, a fellow democrat, who represents the district of Revere, MA, where the concoction is made. Instead, Reinstein believes the sandwich should be made the official sandwich of Massachusetts.
This could get ugly...I'm picturing fluff wrestling...whatever the outcome, the only thing that is clear is the pure and simple taste of fluff. Happy fluffing!!
Here is a link to the original story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060621/ap_on_fe_st/fluff_fight_3
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