Technical Difficulties

Monkeyhouse has been largely off the air this week due to a busy work schedule.  I have been buried in work, so there was little time to express my frustrations that have renewed themselves yet again this week. 
FIRST Bush says that sometimes he's happy with what happened with Iraq, and no one calls him on it.  Say what?  Oh yeah, CNN and MSNBC have reported the story that he spoke about the war, but both have edited out that he said that sometimes he's happy.  And Fox News just took a dump on the news desk and scrawled LIBERALISM SUCKS on the backdrop.

SECOND Joe Lieberman comes out swinging, calling for Rumsfeld's resignation.  He says he's a dedicated democrat.  Then stand behind your state's choice for democratic nominee, you fucking asshat!

THIRD The Yankees smashed the Red Sox in a five game series at Fenway Park, eclipsing their previous record, set in 1978, and called the Boston Massacre. 

FORTH Go forth young man and learn to spell the word that comes next after Third

FOURTH Kevin Federline closes the Teen Choice Awards by pretending to be a rapper...a rapper who's never seen or heard a real rap song.  We don't need another white rapper.  Eminem fills the quota.

FIFTH  Zayeera was kicked off Rockstar: Supernova last week.  No more camel toe for you, perverts.

tata for now from MonkeyHouse Headquarters...

Currently listening: Snakes on a Plane: The Album By Original Soundtrack Release date: 15 August, 2006